The Story: Last night I posted nasty pictures of my URGENTLY NEEDS TO BE CLEANED FOR INSPECTION NEXT WEEK (MAY 26TH!!!) COMMERCIAL KITCHEN in the hopes that I would then be motivated to kick some kitchen butt into the wee night hours and have glorious clean pictures of progress to smile upon and post this morning.
The Lie: As I was headed down to the kitchen. . .I was jumped from behind and attacked by an angry (oh so angry) giant bag of Presidents Choice Kettle Style Sea Salt Tortilla Chips. . .who put me under their spell. . I got drowsy. . I fought. . .but I couldn't overpower the manic robotic-like consumption that followed. . I don't remember much. . but I do have a headache. . and oil stains on my leather couch. . .
The Truth: I was suffering from severe Dukan diet induced craving hysteria, it was I who attacked the poor bag, Meeeeee. . .it didn't have a chance. . I was in such a state, when the bag refused to open via conventional methods (gentle pulling at the seams) I flew into a blind panic and literally punched the bag in the face. I sat on the couch nursing my cluster feeding baby moses while I blissfully packed chips into my mouth and intermittently surfed between Hillary Druxmans beautiful artisan jewelry website and reading papers on the Evolution vs. Creationism debate. . .and that's the truth. Sounds crazy hormonal/normal. . right?
The Hope: Georgia (pink eye free) went to school for the first time this week. Leo is at his Oma's house. Oskar and Moses are at daycare for the morning. . and it's still before 10 am and I am wearing my ugly shorts and granny shoes.(Translation: I'm ready to clean!) The end of this day will be wrought with picture posting euphoria. . .and those pictures will show progress. . blink'in stink'in progress!!! Yes!
I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to kick some kitchen butt today.
I hope the rest of you have more exciting plans than I for this May long weekend. . ya might wanna pick up a bag of Presidents Choice Kettle StyleTortilla Chips and green tomatillo salsa. .. you might?!
. .. BTW. . .Galen, if you are out there. . I'd make a great spokesperson (who you would handsomely reward. . .with cash, just to be clear.) Just say'in.
The Disgrace/Evidence:
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Those are amazing chips. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do!
Posted by: Adrienne | May 20, 2011 at 11:31 AM
I need to get me some chips!
Hope you had a successful day :) looking forward to those progress pics tonight!!
Posted by: PamJ | May 20, 2011 at 05:38 PM
Ha ha!! Yes! These chips might just make your weekend Pam;) Or at the very least make you smile! Pictures will indeed be posted tonight. . .BEFORE midnight. . thanks for the encouragement!
. . .ALSO, thanks Adrienne for helping me justify my mini binge. .;)
I'm searching out a Dr. Pepper in the next 5 minutes, nursing Moses, putting kiddos to bed and going for gold!
Posted by: Colleen | May 20, 2011 at 07:21 PM